Wisconsin Perspective

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Fred Thomspon, Really Tall, Should Be President

Such was the reasoning of Zack Wamp R-Tenn), while Chris Matthews loves Fred for his body odor. "Can you smell the English leather on this guy, the Aqua Velva, the sort of mature man's shaving cream, orwhatever, you know, after he shaved? Do you smell that sort of — a little bit of cigar smoke?" Creepy enough for you?
Getting back to the height qualification, the current Repug thinking is a really tall candidate, no matter how unqualified or ill-suited, no matter he was a tobacco lobbyist, a really tall guy may be able to best Hillary in debates by means of his height and deep basso voice."Hello everbody, I'm Fred Thompson and I'm really, really tall. Can everyone hear me in the back? Of course you can, I have a deep voice.What are my qualifications, you ask? What, are you kidding me? Are you blind and deaf?"